Soups
& Salads
Clam
Chowder New
England clam Chowder Keys Style
Conch Chowder It's the talk
of the Republic. If this makes no sense
to you,
you must be a tourist!
Soup of the Day Leftovers
dumped in dishwater. Just kidding. Ask your server for directions.
Chili Extraordinaire A
real certified Executive Chef said that this is the best chili in the
Keys.
It's
too thick to be soup, but we didn't know where else to put it on the
menu. "Be Warned." If's not for the meek or
mild hearted. It's hot & spicy & good.
House Salad Mixed
greens, tomatoes & cucumber Our
greens are grown in the best manure. The crew loved it! So will you!
with
Chicken, grilled or blackened
with Fish, grilled
or blackened
with Shrimp, grilled
blackened or fried
Chef's Salad Virginia
ham, West (by God) Virginia turkey brest, fresh crisp iceberg and
romaine
lettuce,peppers, cheese, boiled egg,red ripe garden fresh tomatoes,
garlic
toast & your choice of dressing
Steak Salad 6oz
of steak strips, over salad greens, spicy potato wedges , Cheddar
and Mozzarella
cheeses & tomatoes, served with your choice of
dressing
Ceasar
Salad We
went "Roman" to "Mexico" to find this delicious
salad
with
chicken, grilled
or blackened
with
Fish, grilled or blackened
with Shrimp, grilled, blackened, or
fried
No Salad No
one
said you had to eat healthy
Cole Slaw Somebody told us we should
serve this stuff, so here it is Appetizers
Things
that Float or Swim
Mozzarella Sticks Fried
snots (cheese!) 5 per serving
Smoked
Fish Dip Smoked but not by the
crew. Yellowfin Tuna!
Fish Fingers These
fingers came only from left-handed fish, the tastiest part
of the fish. We then
deep fried them to a golden brown
Conch Fritters Crispy,
yet tender, loaded with Caribbean conch, red peppers,
onions, more conch,
herbs & spices, fried golden brown. Served with a
delicious sauce of an unknown
origin, 5 per serving
Fried Calamari Squid
to you landlovers, gently fired (we don't want to anger
this creature) to a golden
brown & accompanied by a brave dip.
Fried Shrimp, slightly spicy Key
West shrimp marinated in a special blend of seasonings,
then deep
fried to seal (another seafood word) in that succulent
taste. Served with a slightly
spicy sauce for dipping or drowning, 6 per serving
Peel & Eat Shrimp, 1/2
lb. Pampered shrimp raised on a farm (ee-ei-ee-ei-yo!),
steamed, spicy and
delicious.
Spicy Hog Balls You
figure it out! Served with Honey Mustard
Things
That Grow, Crawl or Fly Hogs-in-a-Blanket What's
better than a warn blanket on a cold winters night? Since
we don't have
cold wintry nights here in the Keys, we decided to put little
hip dogs in the
blankets and serve them to you! 9 per serving.
Piggy Platter It's
a deal! It's a meal! A little of this, some of that , some of something
else. There
better be two of you to handle this one> (3 fried shrimp, 3
chicken wings,
3 hogs in a blanket, 3 poppers, 5 onion rings &small curly
fries)
Buffalo Wings, Islamorada
Style A bunch of wings, separated from the chicken & smothered in our
special hot sauce (mild, medium, hot, nuclear, or woman scorned). Blue cheese &celery
included
BBQ Ribs 1/2 rack. Adam
gave a rib to make Eve. In his honor, we are giving
(actually
selling) you ribs
Jalapeno Poppers Fiery
mouthful of semi-burnt Jalapeno peppers, fried golden brown &stuffed with
your choice of cheddar cheese or cream cheese. Served with a strange but
tasty sauce
Chicken Fingers These
fingers came only from left-handed chickens, the tastiest part of the chicken.
We then deep fried them to a golden crispy brown (or some color reasonably
close). Served with honey mustard or BBQ sauce
Nachos Just cheese
Nachos Ultimate Style Chili,
lettuce, tomatoes, onion,. jalapeno's, olives, salsa
and
sour cream accompany
the lonely cheese nachos. Pasta,
Pasta, & More Pasta
Linguini
with Clam Sauce Flat
spaghetti and chopped up baby clams gently bathed
in
a garlic herb sauce
Fettuccini Alfredo Rich
sauce of moderately heavy cream & parmesan dumped on pasta. Served
with garlic bread. Try not to breathe on people
with
Chicken grilled
or blackened
with
Fish grilled or blackened
with
Shrimp grilled, blackened or fried Sand
Witches
Served
with a pickle and chips plus choice of lettuce, tomato & onions
Substitute Steak Fries, Curly Fries or Onion Rings for 70¢
Turkey
Sandwich
Ham & Cheese Remember,
you are what you eat
Corned Beef No
joke here, it would be too corny
Reuben We
don't know who he is but he makes a great sandwich
Grilled Chicken Breast Dumb
click tried to cross the road, but didn't even make it! We picked
it up
and filled it to perfection. We will even blacken the sucker
for you.
Cheese
Steak Thin sliced steak or chicken(
for the health nuts), grilled with onions& green peppers,
Served on a hoagie with provolone.
Palomilla Steak 6oz.
BLT
Tuna Fish Sandwich
Tuna Melt
Dolphin Sandwich This is not Flipper
Fresh Catch of the Day Fresh
local "whatever the fishermen bring us" fish, cooked to order: grilled,
blackened, or fried. Just ask your server.
Meatball Sub With
Provolone cheese
Foot-Long Hot Dog You
can get Chili, cheese or sauerkraut for 50¢ per item
BBQ Pork Sloppy Joe's Key West Traditional
shredded smoked pork and Sloppy's BBQ Sauce Burgers
10
ounces of top quality ground beef, our hamburgers will make
dining at Hop Heaven a memorable experience!
Served on a Kaiser roll, with a pickle & chips
Your choice of Lettuce, tomato& onion
Basic
Burger
Get Creative If
we can legally put it on your burger, we will! Cheese,
bacon, ham, jalapeno peppers,
salsa, chili or dog food.
Patty
Melt Patty
melt patty melt, baker's man, grill me a patty melt as fast as
you can! Entrees
All
dinners are prepared to order- grilled, blackened, or fried.
Served with your choice of steak fries, curly fries, onion rings or a baked
potato and a house salad or cole slaw.
The
Ultimate Stakes 16
oz T-Bone Steak
12oz Strip Steak
20 oz Porterhouse To
the "C" Shrimp
Dinner Fresh
Key West shrimp, peeled, "devained" (our chef
is vain enough), and cooked
to a golden brown. 10 per serving
Catch of the Day Local
fish, fresh from our local fishermen, served blackened, grilled
or fried.
Dolphin Dinner Again
this is NOT Flipper. Dolphin fish
served blackened, grilled, or fried. For
those Who Won't Swim or Moo BBQ
Rib Platter Barbecued,
that is! 1lb.
Chicken Breast Platter Chicken
Little may have though the sky was falling.
He
was wrong. It was the SKILLET. Would
You Like a Little on the Side? French
Fries They
are really American fries, but just as tasty as the French
version
Curly Fries America
fried that over the years have become warped
Baked Potato Large
potato from somewhere in the U.S. Add a little cheese for
50¢
or
a little bacon for 50¢; or splurge and add both for
$1.00 and save a penny
Onion Rings Our
onions run rings around the other onion rings. Say this three times
fast!! Little
Mate Menu
All sandwiches are served with
a pickle, chips and carrots.
(My wife insisted on something healthy.)
Hamburger
Hot Dog
Fried or Grilled Chicken Strips
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Spaghetti and Meatballs
By
the Way, Did You Get Lucky Today? Catching
a fish, we mean!
If
you did, bring it to Hog Heaven and one of our semi-competent
chefs, dishwashers, or whoever is around will attempt to
cook it for you. Your choices are gilled, blackened, or fried.
$5.75 per person(limit 1.5 pounds per person).
For no additional charge, we will provide fries, cole slaw and alka seltzer.
(It's YOUR fish, remember?) Sometimes
It's Fun to be Stranded on a Desert
Key Lime Pie
Cheesecake
Dessert de Jour
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